Spammage of the Elle

The sly eagle hides its claws until it's ready to strike.

That's exactly why my noodles never see it coming.

May 30 '12

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May 30 '12
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

sherlockholmesisreal:

exes-and-h0es:

in-a-world-of-my-0wn:

this would be cute

Omg I wanna hear this.

please?
my feels would explode

This sounds fun. Feel free to do this.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

sherlockholmesisreal:

exes-and-h0es:

in-a-world-of-my-0wn:

this would be cute

Omg I wanna hear this.

please?

my feels would explode

This sounds fun. Feel free to do this.

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May 30 '12

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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May 30 '12

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

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May 30 '12

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May 30 '12
askthetrickstersummoner:

i DON’T EVEN,

askthetrickstersummoner:

i DON’T EVEN,

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May 30 '12
sooheesprite:

kill each other

sooheesprite:

kill each other

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May 30 '12
nymphicus:

TG: no fuck that

nymphicus:

TG: no fuck that

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May 30 '12

fcbarceloca:

josepguardiola:

literally puyol, cesc, and pique

(puyi’s the poor leader being trampled by the two idiots in the back on his path to dog glory)

omg i can’t breathe

someone who is greater than I am

please put Karkat horns on the leader

and John’s symbol on one of the others

please

(Source: rraaaarrl)

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May 30 '12
regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

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May 30 '12
okay the morning is on the way to starting to stop being ridiculous

except my co-worker still has up a sign saying “EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN PROCESS. FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, PLEASE DO NOT INITIATE CONVERSATION” up and is still wearing the alien head and not talking

ngh

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May 30 '12

If this morning were a person I would shake it really hard until it stopped babbling and started making sense.

May 29 '12
artquestionmark:

someone choose a hso team for me i cant do this

artquestionmark:

someone choose a hso team for me i cant do this

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May 29 '12

made0fdeath:

yolo-tier:

homestucksonyoutube:

as a special plot twist, i decided to post something super awesome

faith somewhat regained in the homestuck youtube fandom

omg guys if you are following me and haven’t read Homestuck yet (i know there are some of you), watch this :u

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May 29 '12

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